Near the Lin family opened a new dance club off according to his dad told Lin not to go there, because there will see that he should not see things. Lin could not help but go there once, and she saw in that he should not see things - his father.

Teacher’s class, the classroom a little hot, so the teacher lectures while the side off a jacket, a teacher would have no one noticed this thing off the jacket, but the teacher off in half the time, in the back of a boy suddenly shouted: “off! I have plenty of money! “classroom quieted

Have to have a teacher found a box of condoms in the class, it was empty. The teacher asked who was in the auditorium. No one responded. So one by one teacher decided to ask a student who knows to ask the first time, that the students looked up, it is natural to say: I do not use this brand. Suddenly the classroom a thunder of applause.

Take the train to go home! A man came to see the tickets, got up and ran! The results were checked several chase the three carriages only catch! The conductor asked: “the ticket”? He leisurely out of your pocket a ticket! The conductor said: “What do you have the votes to run”? He said: “I ​​am willing to run, you tube with it and I did not let you catch me?”!

Xiao Ming asked the classroom teacher: “Teacher water evaporates into the air, is not it also called water?” Teacher: “Yes ah.” Xiao Ming asked: “? Nose and mouth that are not interlinked” Teacher: “Yes ah yes. “Xiao Ming:” That we went to the toilet smelled of urine smell is not just to drink urine as “teacher:”? you out! “

Today go to the supermarket, a child asked me for money, I see that this is deceptive, do not give. Children:. “Well, you wait,” I can during the day you have a child what I thought? Go as people? I stared at him, brisk walking a few steps to a child wearing a skirt sister paper that, apart from anything else lifted come back to me shouting: “Uncle, pink”!

Dinner doing too much, we all eat, but also the rest of a chicken. Dad said: “The rest of the dogs now.” Then the younger brother suddenly cried out:. “Bark” Then my mother quietly put chicken bowl folder to the younger brother.

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